Goooood Morning Potty People!
Welcome back to another episode of Potty Time with POTTYMINTS!
This is actually our 30th Potty Time with POTTYMINTS!
If you have been reading with us since the beginning, or chimed in every once in a while, or perhaps this is your first time reading it...
No matter how you got here, we are so happy you did! Thanks for tuning in!
Before we get into the blog, we have some very exciting POTTYMINTS news to share with you!
We are so happy to introduce to you…our newest POTTYMINTS fragrance….
Inspired by late Havana nights, Driving around in a vintage Chevy convertible, Dancing, with a Mojito in my hand and a Cuban cigar in his...
We absolutely love this fragrance, and we know that you will too!
Talk about a Main Story!
While we think that we can pretty much end the blog here… because nothing can top that incredible news… but we will try our best.
Enough with the sales pitch… let’s get into this weeks Potty Picks
Growing up, we all learned at a young age to hate Skunks… and for good reason
Not only will their spray you, making you smell horrid for days after… but their spokesperson… “Pepe-Le-Peu” was a certified Sexual Predator.
Even as a child watching his Looney Toons Cartoons, I knew there were multiple “red flags” being committed
Well… lucky for us, this video does not involve a Skunk, but instead… a close relative… the Honey Badger
Don’t let it’s name fool you, Honey Badgers are very dangerous, and can eat scorpions, snakes, and they have an unusually strong immunity to venom.
They have been called the most fearless animal in the planet.
Not only that, but they are extremely smart… like Genius level smart
Which bring us to our Video of the Week courtesy of the BBC, where we meet “Stoffel” the Honey Badger…
You really have to see this to believe it (trust us, it’s insane!)
For this week’s POTTY Picks, we have got some personal favorites of ours on this list!
While people typically turn to classics like Louis Armstrong and Van Morrison during these colder months… we think that Winter just presents the opportunity to have a dance party inside!
This week, we think we can help with that- Here are 5 songs that we think you are going to love with music from: Louis La Roche, Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats, Parcels, Avicii (Tom Hangs + Feat. Shermanology), Michael Jackson and Justin Timberlake!
When flying on a commercial airplane, you for the most part know what you are signing up for…
Your bag will almost certainly be overweight… even though it’s just a weekend vacation
You will wait 4 hours in a TSA line, behind the person holding up the line that is still unclear whether or not they need to remove their AR-15 from their carry-on bag…
You will pay $9.00 for a Dasani Water at a store located next to the Bathroom…
But one thing that is a bit of a crime, is walking onto an airplane expecting in-flight entertainment… only to find out it does not work on your particular flight.
We should be notified about these things…
… But then again, we cannot really complain- that is when you think about the Astronauts aboard the SpaceX flight to space – which brings us to this weeks Bathroom Moment of the Week.
You see, in order to fly to space… it’s going to cost you… and we aren’t talking about “Jet Blue, Exit Row” prices…
One seat aboard the ship will cost you 58 Million Dollars… for an 11-minute trip.
Not only that, but in light of a recent report suggesting that the Bathrooms aboard need repair…
… Astronauts will be stuck using diapers on the way home because of their capsule's broken toilet… seriously.
So to recap… 58 Million Dollars… an 11 Minute Trip to Space… and I have to literally shit myself
… For those reasons, We’re Out!
Thank you so much for reading this week’s Potty Time with POTTYMINTS!
We love finding and sharing these stories with you – its not like our friends want to voluntarily hear about our Bathroom Moment of the Week hahaha!
But that’s why we absolutely adore each and every one of you!
As you know, we conclude our blogs with a quote for the week ahead, and this week we feature a quote from one of the greatest athletes of all time - Muhammad Ali
“Don’t count the days, make the days count.”
Thank you for joining us this week, and we hope to see you next week for another fantastic episode of Potty Time with POTTYMINTS!
Have a great week!