🚽🤢 Leslie Can't Cook 🤢🚽 | POTTY Time with POTTYMINTS (Ep. 49)

GOOOOOOD Morning POTTY People! 

Happy Memorial Day week to each and every one of you! 

For some of you getting ready to host people this weekend, you are beginning to perform your Summer Gathering food equation… 

We all have one… 

We are 6 Couples, so 12 People… and Angie is bringing her sister and her kids… So that’s 13 people, plus the kids… and Jessica asked if she can bring her dog…

SO, if 4 People are Pescatarian, 3 People and One Dog are strictly Vegan… 2 are Vegetarian but eat fish… 

…How much meat should you buy? 

No matter the answer to the equation, if you are expecting guests or company this weekend, here is a little POTTY Tip: 

Take two POTTYMINTS and Drop them into the Tank! The water will replenish with new POTTYMINT fresh water, for both you and all your bathroom guests! 

Now that we got that out of the way, let’s get into this week’s Main Story, courtesy of The Great British Bake Off! 

For those of you that have never watched the show, no worries - you probably figured it out from the title… but essentially The Great British Bake Off is the ultimate baking battle where passionate amateur baking fans compete to be crowned the UK’s Best Amateur Baker.

For this particular season, they brought in UK celebrities with the proceeds from the show going towards Stand Up to Cancer… a very worthy cause! 

And as you might expect, the celebrities themselves are… how do we put this delicately… 

Better stick to their day jobs… 

But, no contestant relished in defeat quite like stand-up comedian James Acaster - who stole the show with his creative answers for his kitchen mishaps… 

Feel free to use some of these excuses in your own cooking disasters… enjoy! 

Ready? Set? Go! Lets Get into this week’s POTTY Picks! 

We want to keep with the cooking theme… because we all have been to that one potluck dinner where everyone brings a dish… 

And while some people’s dishes are the talk of the party… some are the talk of the party for the wrong reasons… 

As in a 🤢 AVOID LESLIE’S EGG SALAD🤢 group text 

But some situations cannot be avoided… and even worse… some are forever captured on live television

This week’s Video of the Week is exactly that… enjoy! 

In honor of Memorial Day Weekend, we wanted to revive a classic, because we truly think it did not get the shine it deserves! 

For anyone having a party, looking to “turn up”, or just looking to get your groove on for a walk… we assure you, this playlist has got you covered! 

Check out our Memorial Day Weekend Mix here! 

Well, this week’s Bathroom Moment of the Week  is all about perspective… 

Frontier flight attendant Diana Giraldo knew something was wrong when the lights came on during the red-eye she was working from Denver to Orlando.

A pregnant woman had woken up with abdominal pain and flagged down a passing crew member. 

Calls for a medic - unanswered. 

With about an hour and a half left in the flight, Giraldo went to the passenger… 

Shakeria Martin, was in disbelief, at 37 weeks pregnant, she wasn’t expecting her baby for a few more weeks.

“I was like, ‘Oh man, this can’t be happening.’” she said. “I tried to wait it out a little bit. Then it just got to the point where it was unbearable.”

When Martin said she needed to use the lavatory, Giraldo tried to give her privacy — and then her water broke.

“It was very fast after that,” Giraldo said. She said the baby was born around 4:20 a.m., probably somewhere over Alabama.

Born in the Airplane Bathroom of a Frontier Airline Flight… the same Frontier Airline that just acquired Spirit Airlines… Yes, Spirit Airlines… 

So to recap… A baby, born in that bathroom… congrats? 

Martin named her baby Jadalyne Sky!

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Thank you all for joining us for this weeks episode of POTTY Time with POTTYMINTS! 

We hope you laughed, cried, smiled and most importantly that you enjoyed reading this! 

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As regular readers will tell you, no episode is complete without a quote for the week ahead

This weeks quote comes from Mahatma Gandhi: 

“People often become what they believe themselves to be. If I believe I cannot do something, it makes me incapable of doing it. But when I believe I can, then I acquire the ability to do it even if I didn’t have it in the beginning.”

Mahatma Gandhi

Thank you all for joining us, and we hope to see you next Monday for another fantastic episode of POTTY Time with POTTYMINTS!