Gooooood Morning Potty People!
We are so happy to be back for another fantastic episode of Potty Time with POTTYMINTS!
Look up there in the sky!
… Its a bird! It's a plane?… No, its Toilet Man!
Yes, “Toilet Man”... (the title people often refer to myself as)
But no, this mystery man is no hero… in fact, there is a good reason he does not want to be identified…
You see… the newly named “Toilet Man” is an unidentified person who was stuck for 3 hours in a Montana outhouse… completely naked.
For this week’s Main Story, we hear the insane story of “Toilet Man”
We have previously discussed similar stories on the blog… so this background wont come as much of a surprise.
You see… the story begins the same way…
The mysterious “Toilet Man” was enjoying the great outdoors of what appears to be Montana, when he needed to use the restroom.
Now to refresh your memory… National Parks typically don’t have access to plumbing - meaning flushing is not an option.
So they make up for this by instead using “vaulted” toilets - toilets that do not require flushing, but instead are larger pits beneath the outhouse that collect the waste.
These pits can be anywhere from 4 to 5 feet…
I think you are starting to see where this story is going…
The Toilet Man was using the outhouse restroom when all of the sudden… he dropped his phone into the Outhouse toilet.
… As you might imagine… the Toilet Man was faced with a seemingly easy decision
Get a new phone the following day? Or pinch your nose and dive in…
We want to take this quick moment to reiterate… The only thing more embarrassing that diving in a pool of human waste, is explaining the harrowing story to the Apple Genius member…
Well… back to the story
As you might imagine, our hero “Toilet Man” decided it would be best to dive in to try and retrieve his phone… but wait, there is more!
… To make things worse, it was roughly 90 degrees outside, meaning the Outhouse was absolutely scorching.
To try and avoid the heat… the Toilet Man took off his clothing… all of it… he was completely naked
So our hero took the toilet off… yes, like removed the toilet… exposing “the vault” where his phone fell into
So after 3 hours… not only did Toilet Man not retrieve his phone from the waste… but he was stuck in the toilet.
Naked, Sweating profusely, and running out of options… nearby strangers heard his calls for help coming from the Outhouse.
And in perhaps the most awkward encounter in history… the strangers had to breakdown the locked outhouse door… where they finally witnessed Toilet Man in the flesh for the first time.
We present to you… one of the greatest pictures you have ever seen
Bottom line… we have said it once and we will say it again… the phone is not worth it.
Let’s dive into this week’s Potty Picks!
We have said it once and we will say it again… we LOVE Key and Peele
As we all know, this comedic duo has since split up to pursue their careers in both directing and acting…
And while we love their new work… we are too often reminded of their sketches in our regular daily life
So now… for your viewing pleasure and for this weeks Video of the Week, we present to you a long forgotten sketch by Key and Peele entitled: “Fútbol Flop”
Summer is simply better with the right soundtrack… and we think we have got it for you with this weeks Potty Picks!
As you know, like always, in this section we feature 5 songs we have been listening to on repeat, so we figured we would share them with you!
This week, we are bringing that heat… featuring music from:
While we could have left you with our intro story for this week… there is another bathroom related story we feel obliged to share with you
This past week there was a bit of Bathroom controversy at the Canadian Open, a professional tennis tournament.
The controversy arose at the end of the first set, when Casper Rudd took a “bathroom break.”
BUT… rather than needing to use the amenities… the 7th-ranked Norwegian just wanted a change of clothes.
When he returned however, umpire Fergus Murphy told Ruud he was in violation of the rules because he didn’t actually go to the bathroom.
Here is the actual exchange between Murphy and Ruud:
Rudd went on to win his match 6-7, 7-6, 6-4.
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Thank you all for joining us again for another episode of Potty Time with POTTYMINTS!
We love sharing these strange bathroom stories with you, and we hope you enjoy reading them every week!
If you know of someone you think would love it, send it to a friend! Or even better, post it online and let the world know about vaulted toilets!
As always, we want to leave you with a quote for the week ahead - and this week is no exception!
This weeks quote comes from the iconic Audrey Hepburn:
“I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day, and I believe in miracles.”
Audrey Hepburn
Thank you all for joining us this week, we hope to see you next week for another episode of Potty Time with POTTYMINTS!
Have a great week!
POTTYMINTS
