You know what they say… 3rd time is the charm!
So welcome back to the 3rd edition of “Potty Time with POTTYMINTS”!
While there was a lot that happened last week, we would be remiss if we did not mention one of the most overlooked news stories…
Taco Bell is introducing a plant-based meat taco they are calling... “Cravetarian”
… yay?
This Taco seems to be designed for those people who like both Tacos… and all the excruciating pain of your 3rd Trimester.
Can we also talk about the name "Craveterian"?
WHAT?!"Crave-terian"? What does "terian"even mean?
Who on earth is "craving" this Plant-based Bathroom Enema taco from Taco Bell?
Scientists believe that the main function of Bells was not to play music, but instead to give warning.
Thus, giving the name “Taco Bell” a lot more meaning in light of their new product announcement!
“Taco Alarm” didn’t have the same ring to it…
Taco Bell customers interested in trying the plant-based meat have argued that “even the regular meat was never real meat to begin with… so this isn't much of a change”
As a result of the new “Cravetarian” offering, Taco Bell is changing its slogan from “Live Mas” (“Live More”) to just simply: “Live”
DELICIOSO!
Hungry for more? Let's “talk-o” about this week’s POTTY Picks!
This week’s Video of the Week goes to the incredibly funny and strange world that is Brian David Gilbert!
Do you remember back to this past summer, when even the mundane little things became daily highlights you would discuss at the dinner table?
Something funny you heard on a Zoom Call, an interesting squirrel you saw in the park… or even those new shoes you decided to put on for the first time!
These little things, over these past couple of months became BREAKING NEWS!
This video, is just a silly, fun video of a guy excited to show off his new shoes… we think it’s pretty fantastic!
Music is one of those things that just makes the week a little better, so feel free to get up this morning, put on our “POTTY Picks: Songs of the Week” playlist and jam out!
We love showing you guys new songs and musical artists every week – and if you like the playlist, feel free to follow it on Spotify and stay up to date on all of our weekly musical picks!
This week, we feature music from: Coldplay, John Mayer, Tom Misch (feat. Zak Abel), JaFunk and Jean Tonique!
Remember the last Party you went to…
The Date was December 31st, 2019… New Year’s Eve… not a mask or hand sanitizer in site
You remember Pre-Pandemic Life? Hugging close friends, shared horderves plates… coughing and sneezing into other people’s open mouths just for funzies… You know… #pre-pandemic-life!
Well, this week’s Bathroom Moment of the Week goes to comedian Trevor Wallace, who reminds us all of one of the more awkward parts of parties… using the restroom!
We’ve all been there… like a modern day McGyver looking around the Bathroom for something, anything to help with the Bathroom odor.
While we think the chewing gum into the hair blower is a fantastic idea… instead, simply use a POTTYMINT!
They are small enough to fit into your pocket, they don’t mask the bathroom smell, but instead makes beautiful new ones!
Our favorite part… walk into the Bathroom with a POTTYMINT, and walk out with nothing but a great smelling Bathroom!
Don’t be a Party Pooper… with POTTYMINTS!
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Thank you so much again for taking a moment and reading our blog!
We hope you laughed, learned something new, and are ready to go for this upcoming week!
Who would have thought you would gain so much from your morning Bathroom trip?!?
As regular Blog readers will know, we like to conclude our Weekly Blogpost with an inspirational quote – a small piece of wisdom to think about, or enact this week.
This week’s quote of the week comes from film and fashion icon, Audrey Hepburn who said:
We wish you nothing but the party of your life this week – feel free to even get comfy and throw on your Party sweatpants…
…and if you see someone that wasn’t “invited to the life party” – or is having a down week – reach out to them, be there for them, and have them be your plus one!
Everyone is invited to Life’s Party – and lucky for you, we brought enough Taco Bell “Cravetarian” tacos to go around!
Have a great week, and see you next Monday!
POTTYMINTS
